xkcd: Nothing to Offer
Quit describing me, xkcd. Jeez.
Tracks
This Is My Pee Pee
I have no words. Enjoy.
Also, for an infinite loop of the song, go HERE.
True Facts About Hedgehogs
“There are no hedgehogs in captivity. Instead, we are held captive by the hedgehog.”
Fucking deep, yo.
Egyptian parkour style - total fail
This is almost as funny as the screaming sheep. Almost. But not really.
(Source: youtube.com)
Killed In Action
This would really kill that cliché once and for all. I welcome it. And, as a plus, it would totally shut Danny Glover up. Although he would still be too old for this shit.
(via xkcd: Killed In Action)
Premiere
Oh xkcd, you cut right to my core. You bastard.
(via xkcd: Premiere)
Thoughtful Guy RAP - Rhett & Link
I think these guys have been reading my journals because it’s uncanny how much of this I think about. Especially the whole money/poop and hotdog things. And, also, how much I love cake. I really do love cake.
(Source: youtube.com)
Some sound litte gems of advice here from two unrepentant sociopaths. Here’s the best ones.
- Money is Money. It doesn’t really matter to me.
- Best advice? Don’t get caught stealing,
- I wasn’t really aware of the cameras.
- Yeah, I’m really pissed, I had to give the money back!
- She’s 9, it’s not she earned it.
- I wanted that money, so it was mine.
- Reporter: Are you sorry? Bitch#2: Yeah, I’m sorry I got caught.
(Source: BuzzFeed)
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