GutPunch Play P.T. Ep 1 - “Let’s all shit our pants”

Me and a friend (@questionableprerogative) have started our own YouTube gaming channel and our first video is up now. Watch it, don’t watch it, whatever you do, it’s there. And obviously I would like it if you did watch it, but that’s up to you.

Anyway, check out our first attempt here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qkPJc_EfOQ

Oh, and we’ll be uploading part on Wednesday and there’ll be a new video every Monday from now on.

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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dancing-on-powerlines:

bonny-ronnie:

weallliveinapokemonworldd:

Im steel/rock, what results did you get?

I got Grass/Psychic.

"The world is a garden to you. You are full of knowledge, so much that you overfill into others’ lives. You are always planting your seeds into the world, spreading truth and wisdom. Besides metaphorical gardens, you also greatly enjoy the Earth, and you find beauty among weeds.

"Your eyes are open wide, and you are constantly learning. You pick up on things that can make your life better, and you share the things you learn with the ones you love. In the Summer you are outside playing and planting, and in the Winter you are planning for the next year. The Sun is your guide, and you are always hard at work.

"Grass & Psychic. These two elements fit so tightly together, it’s incredible. You gather knowledge from the Earth, only to put it back in through your hard work and dedication. You use your five senses daily, with one more to spare. Don’t change who you are, because you are rare among many."

I got Water/Ice

" You are incredibly special. You go unhindered by society, and let the flow of your emotions surround you. you don’t care what others think, and like the currents of the sea, you flow! Though you are emotional, you’re also steadfast in your beliefs, and will topple over the ships in your way."

"Like the sea carries ships, so do you carry others’ burdens, often more than your own. You are kind and gentle on the inside, even though some may call you reckless."

"Water & Ice. Two halves of the same element. Though you may fill a glass with your emotions of kindness, those same emotions can grow hard and cold in a flash and freeze over that same glass. Your true friends will accept both sides of you and will love you for who you truly are!"

I got Fire/Fighting, and whilst that is actually my favorite type mixup, the description completely misses the mark with me.

"You are a burning light among stars! You never quit, never stop, and you spread your light among others. You have a temper, but who doesn’t? Standing up for what you think is right might make you frustrated now and again when things don’t go your way. You work hard, sometimes for more that your worth. You are dedicated, and you work for what you love, and are passionate about.

If you have a fire with no reason, you’re setting yourself up to burn down the whole world. The same goes for someone with a lot of fight. If you don’t stand for anything, then you die out like a heart that’s stopped beating. 

So as a trainer, be both Fire and Fighting, because as a person, you sure do shine bright!”

I quit all the time, I’m not hardworking and I rarely lose my temper, though I do get annoyed.

I dunno, I kinda feel like this random test doesn’t even know me at all.